You know it's time to buy a Mac when...

So.. for the past month.. I've been contemplating on whether I should buy a Mac.. Here's my 10 flippant reasons to buy a Mac..

Warning : This post may contain strong doses of dry humor or sarcasm

1) All open source software you could use as an OS would waste time and be unrewarding to contribute to

2) You'd like to pursue more musical or design interests

3) Open source has left you unfulfilled and uncaring after so many battles

4) You'd rather die or be a farmer without power before using any Microsoft product

5) Any open source software which you may still have some lingering desire to hack on is already been ported to the Mac

6) You'd like to change your image from someone who cares about value to someone that has a frivolous budget

7) All your friends own one, two or maybe three

8) It's technically a certified UNIX..

9) Apple may hire you to hack on some code

10) You'll impress all the ladies.. </sarcasm>

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11) You think zfs on Mac OSX shouldn't die.. *cough*